sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

goodmoleman2u:

the media/police are running the biggest scare campaign to fuel australia’s already disgusting amounts of xenophobia and every gullible bogan fuckwit is falling for it

pineappleharvey:

"Life is like this. I like this.”

lotr meme: nine characters (4/9) → Peregrin Took

"That’s what I meant,’ said Pippin. ‘We hobbits ought to stick together, and we will. I shall go, unless they chain me up. There must be someone with intelligence in the party."

kushandwizdom:

Teen quotes

yamesmooma:

envy4breakfast:

CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter

This is all me.

ghostchomby:

i frigging. LOVE my hair being touched sooo SO much and it never happens but oh ym god if you massage my  head and play with my hair i will literally start purring like a cat

progressiveauspol:

This is Hieu Van Le, A vietnamese refugee who came to Australia in the 70s who is now the Governor of South Australia. My favourite part of this story is where he recounts his entry to Australia: 

"Living in a refugee camp was one of the most horrific experiences one can go through," he said of the experience.

He boarded another leaky vessel to try for Australia, nervous of being turned away. But the fears proved to be unfounded. He says he still recalls the greeting he received from a pair of fisherman in a small boat off Darwin Harbour.

"One of the guys raised a stubby up as if proposing a toast. ‘G’day mate,’ he shouted. ‘Welcome to Australia’." (X)

This is the Australia I know and love, not the country that embraces a shitty racist refugee policy that locks desperate people in a multi-billion dollar prison.

abeautyinyourresistance:

all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with

girls-youvegotanotherone:

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

Hobbit Alphabet: K

Kili

"A rune stone. My mother gave it to me so I’d remember my promise… That I would come back to her. She worries. She thinks I’m reckless."

radical-illusion:

radical-illusion:

i feel like my standards are too high, and thats why I’m single

oh wait, my face thats why im single

Sansdiego